Mikhail Svetin

Martha's Line (2014)

Moving to a new place of residence, to an old apartment in the slums of St. Petersburg, Olga and her daughter Natasha accidentally discover a letter from the distant blockade of the forty-second year. A letter from the boy Yura for the girl Martha, whom he ...

Hand for Happiness (2008)

Because of the accident, Grinya - a shy and unsound bachelor - loses his hand. However, the geniuses of Russian medicine are saved by sewing someone else's hand. And who would have thought that a new hand belonging to a famous adventurer and a scamper woul ...

Happy birthday, Your Majesty (2006)

England, London, May 1899. The death of the old lord Robert Andestend collects under one roof, in a family estate, his three nephews: bachelor bachelors who do not grieve too much for the deceased. Nephews learn that after the death of their rich uncle, th ...

Timur & His Commando$ (2004)

Timur, the son of a criminal authority named Sperm Whale hiding in an offshore zone, comes to Russia for summer holidays after several years of studying in England. Now he has his father's huge cottage, a personal cook and a squad of heavily armed guards a ...

Love in Russian 3: Governor (1999)

Former farmer V.P. Mukhin became governor. His enemies are trying to prevent him from signing an agreement with Belarus on the construction of a bridge. He is given 7 days to think about it. Alone and unarmed, the old man goes to a meeting with representat ...

Lokhovsky's Affairs (1997)

Minsk in our days. Lokh is its main character, similar to the character from O. Henry's short story "Pig Ethics". Only in the movie instead of gentlemen, the states of Kentucky and North Carolina, constables and pig stealing there are car thieves, Minsk ro ...

Venture (1995)

On board the ocean liner, the agents of the special services of the three former union republics, are spying on agent Nikitin, who is instructed to withdraw money from the CPSU account in a Swiss bank ... ...

Not Yet a Time for Sorrow (1995)

Mefody, a wise master, comes to a weird village one day to teach local men wisdom and life. The strange thing about the village is all the men living there are of different nationalities: German, Jewish, Ukrainian, Russian, Uzbek, Gypsy etc.. Mefodi teache ...

Romance, Russian Style (1994)

In Venice, the famous film actress Anna Zakharova meets the artist Mario. The meeting makes a lasting impression on the young man - he is in love. On her return to Russia, Anna is met with failure: she is removed from the role, breaks up with her lover-col ...

A Show for a Single Man (1994)

Marshmallow in Chocolate (1993)

During another attempt to build socialism in a single African country, a detachment of Soviet paratroopers rescues a black boy and takes him to the USSR. The Soviet Union collapsed, and the child grew up in an orphanage, knowing nothing of his origins. But ...

The Children of Iron Gods (1993)

The films hero is a metal worker named Ignat who is as strong and tough as the steel that his sprawling factory produces in the Ural Mountains. Its a great cheerless environment; life is arduous and dangerous; conditions at the plant are nearly subhuman. T ...

About Businessman Foma (1993)

Foma, a kolkhoz employee, decides to build a pay toilet in his village. Bit not all the villagers like the idea... ...

A Gun with silencer (1993)

From the American psychiatric hospital run by two maniac, confident that he was a spy, and a transsexual. Very soon they will want to return to their native madhouse — but it will be too late. Because the third psycho sent them on a secret mission to Rus ...

A Child by November (1992)

Dasha is thirty, disappointed in men, and wants to bring a child into the world from a very handsome guy with good genes. During the searches, Dasha meets a good fellow, a tv repair specialist. He falls in love with Dasha, but it seems that he does not ful ...

Jews, Cheers! (1992)

A superliner carrying millionaires crashed in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Only a few people were saved. They swim on a raft and listen to humorous fables about friendship between Ukrainians and Jews told by a Hasid. ...

Once Upon A Time in Odessa, or How to Leave the USSR (1992)

The popular pop show club "Odessa Gentlemen" took part in writing a script on the topic: how to leave the former USSR. Odessa became an arena where the interests of Soviet intelligence and the last Jew who had not yet left for their historical homeland col ...

Mannequin in Love (1991)

The beginning of numerous comic misunderstandings and adventures in this film was a telegram about the visit of a beauty contest finalist to the city. ...

When You're Late for Wedding… (1991)

Co-operator Konstantin, returning from a business trip, finds a stranger at home. As it turned out, his friend gave the keys to Kostya's apartment to his fellow students who were supposed to get married. But the bride Svetlana was late in the registry off ...

And to Hell with Us! (1991)

The Chernomorsk city is preparing to hold a holiday of laughter. Come here popular actors of theatre and cinema. ...

Captain Krokus (1991)

Appearance of Coco the Clown and Peach the Pig in the circus is always a happy holiday for children and adults in a small town. But the terrible Chuchelische is ready to do whatever it takes for this celebration to not take place and make children's laught ...

Brunette for 30 Cents (1991)

"Male students are not allowed to enter the female dormitory." This sign hangs at the entrance, but the men's still climb into the Windows. ...

Skin (1991)

A rare breed of monkey died at the zoo. And it was on the eve of the arrival of its owner, Mrs. Parkins. The management, knowing about the stunning resemblance of the "dead woman" to the janitor Khrapunkov, decides on a risky experiment: to replace the gor ...

The Ghost Prince (1990)

A tale about prince Ahmet and his adventures. ...

Cyrano de Bergerac (1989)

Long-nosed Cyrano de Bergerac helps an army officer woo Roxanne, the woman he loves. ...

Bright Personality (1989)

By chance the main character of the picture becomes invisible. This curiosity causes a chain of eccentric events that allow the authors to ridicule in a grotesque form such enduring vices as bureaucratism, swagger, careerism and familialism. Based on satir ...

Don Cesar de Bazan (1989)

A musical adaptation of the classic play "Don César de Bazan" by Adolphe d'Ennery and Philippe Dumanoir. ...

Private Detective, or Operation Cooperation (1989)

The first private enterprises are started in the Soviet Union in the late 80s. A gang of bad guys, owners of a private restroom, kidnap a good guy - owner of a toy store. Private eye Dmitri's first job is to try and free the store owner. ...

Bird Market Incident (1988)

The wife (Nina Ruslanova) sells her husband (Mikhail Svetin), because he lost his job as a manager in connection with perestroika. ...

Who Are You, Horseman? (1987)

An English company is developing a gold deposit. Its representative, Allan Kane, is trying to hide some of the gold and take it abroad. In pursuit of the golden caravan, an unthinkable deadly battle unfolds. ...

A Man from the Boulevard des Capucines (1987)

Mr. Johnny First goes to the Wild West to present the art of the Cinematograph, and the lives of everyone in the frontier town of Santa Carolina change as a result of this. ...

Karik and Valya's Remarkable Adventures (1987)

Is so happened that Karik and Valya, the main characters, remarkably shrank in size, their whole habitual world acquiring unusual contours and unusual features. ...

She Has a Broom, He Has a Black Hat (1987)

A Baba Yaga's grand-daughter gets into the argument with the young son of Kashchey and decides to leave the magic forest. ...

Chameleon Games (1987)

Paris, 1955. Fraudster Georges de Valera, hiding from the police, with the help of a correspondent for the reactionary newspaper Sibilo, poses as Minister Dubov, who allegedly escaped from the Soviet Union. Sibilo's daughter explains to Georges the purpose ...

Happy Birthday, or Incognito (1987)

The character of "Die Fledermaus", Count Eisenstein, is quietly aging on his family estate. Every year he celebrates the birthday of Johann Strauss with great pomp. This time a luxurious ball will be given in honor of the great composer. Rumors are spreadi ...

Naked (1987)

Having gone out into nature, Koshkin became a victim of a robber. ...

The Right People (1986)

Primary Russia (1986)

The film takes place in pre-Christian Russia, when Ratibor united the East Slavs into one army against the nomadic Khazars. ...

Криминальный талант (1986)

Several crimes are committed in the city, similar in style and so unusual that the investigation team suspects that the perpetrator, or rather the perpetrator, has a kind of criminal talent. Based on the novel of the same name by Stanislav Rodionov. ...

Start All Over Again (1985)

Bard Nikolai Kovalyov is recognized and loved by young people, but music officials remain deaf to the poet's creativity. A new phase in his life begins with an unexpected meeting. ...

No More Jokes! (1984)

Dima Manokhin dreams of becoming a clown. But he does not enter the school, but goes to a sanatorium to amuse Lena, who has fallen ill. The sick recover literally before his eyes - and Dima knows that he will be a clown. ...

Fairies' Autumn Gift (1984)

A sad and funny story based on Hans Christian Andersen tales. ...

At the Pike's Behest (1984)

The tale about a magic fish that too literally understands the wishes of lazy fool. ...

Fairy-Tales of an Old Magician (1984)

A princess is born to the king and queen of a fairy-tale kingdom. The wicked witch, who resents not having been invited to the princess's birthday party, curses her: on the day the princess turns 16, she will be pricked by the spindle of a spinning wheel a ...

Inspector Losev (1983)

A classic mystery story based on Arkadi Adamov novels. A task force is investigating a series of routine thefts at hotels. Upon closer examination of the case, young criminal investigator Vitaly Losev unexpectedly uncovers major players in the shadow econo ...

No Great Loss... (1983)

Six people get stuck in a lift. No one comes to help them, as the dispatcher who shut down the lift and all the neighbours are passionately watching a football match being broadcast. At first, the characters in the film fight, but when the lift doors open, ...

The Trust That Has Burst (1983)

A witty comedy, that has fun and philosophy in one. Inspired by short stories of O`Henry. ...

Free Wind (1983)

The daughter of a sailor who died at sea, she lives in a port city with her mother. The shipowner threatens to kick them out of the house if they don't pay for six months or if she doesn't marry him. The handsome sailor and rebel appears in the city, and m ...

Magicians (1982)

In a small Russian town, there is a Research Institute for magic. One of the witches, Alyona Sanina, is going to marry a guy named Ivan Puhov (not a magician). A jealous Apollon Sataneev tells her boss Kira Shemahandskaya that Sanina is going to marry not ...

Premonition Of Love (1982)

Sergey, a young inventor, dreams of finding the only, most beautiful and unique woman. Time comes and he begins to realize that the one he is looking for exists on her own and independently of his desires. And then the modest, far from beautiful, but charm ...

Monomakh's Cap (1982)

A life of eight-grader suddenly changes after he is officially declared genius in his school. ...

The Mechanic Gavrilov's Beloved Woman (1982)

Story of 38-years-old Rita whose fiance didn't show up at their wedding. ...

Alice Through the Looking Glass (1982)

The second adventure of Alice who steps through the looking glass and finds herself in a wonderful mirror land populated by chess figures and weird creatures. ...

Seven Happy Notes (1981)

The film is based on the best choreographic numbers from the performances of the Leningrad Music Hall, songs of pop stars and romances performed by popular singers. The concert numbers are united by the storyline of the participation of all performers in t ...

Agony: The Life and Death of Rasputin (1981)

As an adviser to the emperor Nicholas II, mystic Grigori Rasputin holds great influence over the empire. However, many in St Petersburg begin to regard Rasputin, with his strange practices and mesmerizing qualities, as a liability and plot his assassinatio ...

Silva (1981)

Silva Varescu, a self-sufficient and professionally successful cabaret performer from Budapest, is about to embark on a tour of America. Three of her aristocratic admirers, named Edwin, Feri and Boni, prefer her to stay. Edwin, unaware that his parents hav ...

Be My Husband (1981)

Natasha, a woman struggling to find housing in a crowded resort town with her young son. She forces a stranger, Viktor, to pretend to be her husband to secure accommodation that bans children, leading to unexpected romantic developments. ...

Only in the Music Hall (1981)

If I Were the Boss... (1981)

Fyodor Stepanovich, the head of SMU, once discovered his striking resemblance to an auxiliary worker, Petya. It turns out that the latter had always been jealous of the boss and dreamed of taking his place. Fyodor Stepanovich, completely overwhelmed with w ...

Women Joke Seriously (1981)

A lyrical comedy in three parts linked by a voice-over monologue of the protagonist, telling about three Zhenyas - three lovers, in each of whom he was looking for the dream of his post-war childhood. ...

The Life and Adventures of Four Friends 1/2 (1980)

About the life and adventures of four animal friends. The owner of the animals, a forest ranger, is training three dogs to be friends with a cat. ...

The Piggy Bank (1980)

A musical screen comedy based on the French play La Cagnotte (The Piggy Bank in English) by Eugène Marin Labiche. A group of provincial Bourgeois decide to spend savings they accumulated for a year of playing cards together on a memorable deed. After hum ...

A Trip Through the City (1979)

The TV film consists of two short stories. "Love Under a Pseudonym": A comedy about a modern Don Juan, in which the funny and the sad intertwine, forcing the characters to reflect on life... "A Trip Through the City": A comedy about people's responsibility ...

Soft-Boiled Boots (1978)

The film is based on the stories Anton Chekhov. It is a tribute to the actor Boris Andreyev. He plays a major role that keeps up for the duration of the film. Lively and intelligent Valery Spout largely mitigates underline the drama of the protagonist, whi ...

Gift of Fate (1978)

A mischievous and cheerful employee of the textile mill, Dinka Balashova, becomes a true gift of fate for the commandant of the best women's dormitory in the region, Viktor Pavlovich, a strict guardian of instructions, schedules and schedules... ...

An Unnamed Star (1978)

"Stars never leave their orbits". The poor astronomy teacher got one more demonstration of this law when he met HER. SHE was "from the another world". SHE was strange and inappropriate in his tiny calm town. Town with slough-like life and citizens who spen ...

Cash Collector's Bag (1977)

Two cash collectors are found burned with their car but the bag is missing. Two detectives - Aleksandr Sanin and Aleksey Tulyakov are investigating the crime. ...

100 grams for Bravery (1977)

The movie consists of three short stories that share a common satirical theme: alcoholism and drunkenness. The stories are "Such an imprudence!," "According to the laws of hospitality," "100 grams for bravery". ...

The Invisible Man (1977)

Made for Russian television version of the Invisible Man, based on the novel by H. G. Wells. ...

Woodpeckers Don't Get Headaches (1975)

A young boy grapples with first love and his ambitions as a drummer during an eventful summer holiday. ...

It Can't Be! (1975)

The film includes three short stories based on the stories of Mikhail Zoshchenko: "Crime and Punishment", "Fun Adventure", and "Wedding Event" about the negative phenomena of the provincial life of the young country of the Soviets: stupidity, drunkenness, ...

Afonya (1975)

Afonya Borshev is a plumber who drinks a lot, flirts a lot and doesn't care too much about tomorrow. His wife left him, his boss placed him on probation, his whole life is falling apart, but he doesn't realize it. When Afonya met Katya at a dance club he d ...

Good luck! (1974)

The film is based on the story "Hunter's Smiles" by writer Ostap Vishnya. Once a year, it would seem, normal, even very respectable people are turning into children who have received a long-awaited toy, or to some kind of "barons of münchhausen". Famous ...