Giuseppe Andrews

slayeropen (2016)

giuseppe andrews rants and plays music on his one stringed guitar ...

HOLY DIVER (2016)

giuseppe andrews plays his one stringed guitar ...

HEre’s to the death of shit (2016)

an old man is taken care of by a young woman ...

Jesus And Time (2016)

a dick docudrama about being free from idiots ...

i kill ass (2016)

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John Guitar (2016)

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g.A. the drug the body makes (2016)

plot currently unknown ...

I Spit in the Face of All Other Filmmakers (kung f.u.) (2015)

a woman dying of vaginal cancer from her computer befriends a mountain-gorilla, she feeds it bread and it fucks her, the gorilla shits in her mouth. ...

Last Mango in Paris (2015)

A man moves into a boarding-room in a po-dunk town. ...

Wild Jail (2015)

Giuseppe stars as a man visiting a po-dunk town near Woodstock. ...

Give Me Cinema or Give Me Death (2014)

a cop investigates a club where drug runaways and boxes of breasts collide. ...

Ninos (2014)

A Film by Giuseppe Andrews. ...

Japanese Confusion (2014)

Japanese Confusion contains 2 films."Bloody Diapers": a pregnant woman receives a giant candy cane in the mail and uses it for an abortion. "Cancer Sticks": a bum builds his version of the statue of liberty. ...

Vagrant Womb (2014)

A film by Giuseppe Andrews. ...

Giuseppe Makes a Movie (2014)

While the rest of America slept, DIY filmmaker/musician Giuseppe Andrews has made over 30 experimental features. Set in some demented alternate universe (i.e. Ventura, California), they are populated by real-life alcoholics and drug addicts, trash-talking ...

Homo Robot Paradise Slob (2014)

A girl named Mandy makes the ultimate companion in the form of a robot. They eat cupcakes, tell stories, and play board games. ...

Doll Bottle (2014)

A Jesus church for the deaf worker, who meets a girl named Frankie through a sex finder website. Her experimentation with robotic sex bugs, and his fears over the crazy pastor of the church interweave with vampire guitar freak outs, sex acid, paper towel p ...

Pregnant With a Swastika (2014)

Giuseppe plays Bob Dillion, during the writing of the book "Tarantula" who lays an egg containing the ultimate woman ...

Tugboat (2013)

Giuseppe stars as a male prostitute named Mr.America in this supersonic sex dream. ...

Birth of the Pool (2013)

In this portrait of a Texas summer, Giuseppe stars as Johnny Angel, a man who has recently given himself a lobotomy and wandered into a new town. He starts a relationship with a local girl who's obsessed with turtle masturbation and lives with her grandfat ...

Closet Africa (2013)

Plot unknown ...

Pure Artisti Dal (2013)

This is the first film since the trailer park period. It's broken up into three discs, not due to length but aesthetic. It stars Giuseppe as Tony, a fan of a french painter named Billy Brioche who is visiting the states to paint pelicans. ...

The Fire Dancers (2013)

Giuseppe narrates a werewolf doll dancing in psychedelic smoke with a poem. ...

Sex Acid (2013)

a five disc film about a man named al (giuseppe) who lives with his mother in a small apartment. when he meets a neighbor,Betty, he feels he has found someone who will understand his complex relationship with squirrels. ...

only the music tells me where to go (2012)

a compilation of all of Giuseppe's music videos. ...

Diary (2011)

A family's visual diary project turns strange (or stranger) when the camera reveals that it has plans of its own. ...

Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self (2011)

A man dies of cat food poisoning and has a panoramic life review. ...

The Fast (2010)

"Pierogi is a recent convert to a raw food diet who wants to fast for 30 days. Naturally, this causes concern among his friends and family, including: a father whose stuck in a psychological warp involving mountain lions and tuxedos; an uncle whose had his ...

Esoterica (2009)

"In this vignette oriented piece, a group of people discuss their own often unique perspective on life. Unlike other titles in his canon, Esoterica is completely apropos. Each sequence suggests the inner psychological struggles of seemingly normal people, ...

The Check Out (2009)

For George Ponso, it's not a question of how he will die, but when…and he's not taking the ticking of Father Time lightly. George is desperate - desperate to connect with people again. Desperate to revisit his past. And desperate to leave his mark on thi ...

Airplane Pillows (2008)

"Baby Swiss is obsessed with a strange science fiction film. She fantasies about living in its futuristic ideals, and keeps a separate DVD copy in a strongbox under the house just to be on the safe side. Naturally, this drives her unattended husband to the ...

Schoof (2008)

The country is at war over a natural resource. The strange cosmic force known as "Schoof" is slowly making the human race insane. The news has ceased to make sense. "Schoof" has affected each member of Tracy's family, leaving her unaffected. That's what sh ...

Orzo (2008)

"Toggle Switch is a little person living in a world of her own design. Deadly with pets, and equally unhinged with her family, she spends her days watching exercise videos and her nights in pursuit of bizarre extracurricular activities. Along the way, we m ...

It's All Not So Tragic (2008)

For film historian Greg Connor, things haven't been going well. He's had mental problems ever since the day he ruined his chance at being a DVD commentator. During the featurette for a favorite noir classic, he committed an unspeakable, unnatural act. Now ...

Zoo Dung Zero (2008)

"Crawling through the space of music, you will find the song to sing" Conceived as a 15 minute meditation piece, this film stars Nolan Ballin as a senior army lieutenant plowing his way through spiritual insanity. ...

Cat Piss (2007)

Cat Piss centers on director Andrews' newfound friendship with resident Wally Lavern. Under the premise that he would live with the man 24/7 and record their "relationship", Piss provides the kind of retro-realistic view into the world of the marginalized ...

Garbanzo Gas (2007)

When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can't believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a trip to the slaughterhouse - at least for a few days. Of course, it couldn't imagine the menagerie of madmen it wou ...

Golden Embers (2007)

When we first meet the characters from Golden Embers, they are people in transition. One is a bride to be, hoping her ex-addict brother can stay sober long enough to walk her down the aisle. The sibling is a sexually obsessed dope fiend, desperate for any ...

Holiday Weekend (2007)

Holiday Weekend centers on how people relate to each other. A young couple quibbles over an impulsive decision to steal a coffee machine, while the victimized pair sans Sanka plays an unusual game of affection and abuse. A young man with werewolf-ism move ...

Everlasting Pine (2007)

In Everlasting Pine, a famed composer is having problems with his wife. She's still vital and alive, seeking occasional sexual congress from a new age yoga guru. He, on the other hand, is moody and temperamental. lost in a world of ritualistic habits and d ...

Jacuzzi Rooms (2006)

Nothing more than a simple set up – four of Andrews' company getting smashed in a seedy hotel room – this improvised look at men out to party is strangely spellbinding. There are the typical taunts about penis size and sexual prowess, and with liquor i ...

Ants (2006)

A young man who likes to Rollerblade must face the fact that the documentary about ants his father is making might is driving his father insane. ...

Period Piece (2006)

Following multiple plotlines with an unique assortment of tragicomic characters living along the Ventura Highway. There's the retired police office, broken and homeless after the untimely death of his son during a birthday camping trip. The elderly homeb ...

Okie Dokie (2006)

There are four main characters at the center of this surreal screwball comedy, a quartet of humanity hampered by their own flaws. In a dusty hotel room, a depressed husband (Lloyd Kaufman) reads a "Dear John" letter from his long suffering spouse. In anoth ...

Cross Breeze (2006)

Giuseppe is working on some new tracks. He seeks advice from Ed. Turd Cramp. ...

Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences (2006)

Doily lives with his psychic wife Haley Comet. She does readings, and has sex with clients on the side. He spends his days dishing with his friends Terrace and Sabado. At the beginning of one memorable summer, Doily is chased by a bee. The insect eventuall ...

Long Row to Hoe (2006)

Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a Christmas gift, he heads out to visit his retired father and distant sister Agatha who live in a local trailer par ...

The Laundry Room (2006)

A serial killer is stalking local laundromats, murdering customers for their shoes. It is up to a young man and his girlfriend to protect themselves from the feet-fleecing fiend. ...

Wiggly (2006)

a young man faces a horrible dilemma: help his dad with the daily yard sale, or help his mom secure her trailer home. The catch? In order to satisfy his mother, he has to kill his father! ...

Monty Ward On Love (2006)

A poem by Giuseppe Andrews ...

Grandpa (2005)

"After a fall at a local bar, an elderly alcoholic asks his adult grandsons for one last favor. Seems several years ago he took five hookers to a remote hotel suite known as the Pony Room and spent the entire evening satisfying their every need. Now, neari ...

Writer (2005)

One of Giuseppe Andrews' lost films. ...

Air Conditioning (2005)

Latuga is a desperate woman living a desperate life. Divorced from fancy suit store owner Classe, she is forced to live in a small studio apartment and care for the couple's ex-heroin addict son Puzo. The boy, obsessed with a toy barbeque pit, is always on ...

Gwank (2005)

Gregory is having problems with his mom and dad. He's getting older and more senile by the day. She is sleeping with live-in handyman Richard. Even worse, all have failed dreams and aspirations. Father wanted to be a poet. Mother had visions of being a sin ...

The Best of Tromadance Film Festival: Volume 3 (2004)

In this third volume of the Best of Tromadance, viewers can sample fifteen of the best films from the 2003 and 2004 Film Festivals totally over three hours. Titles include Giuseppe Andrews' "Dribble;" winner of the Tromadance / Kodak Independent Soul Award ...

Who Flung Poo (2004)

An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he hopes to earn a fortune by impregnating his wife and making a "pregnant porn" film. ...

Tater Tots (2004)

Material from this film (as well as other sequences previously shot but never used in other films) were eventually edited into what became Period Piece in 2006. ...

Dribble (2004)

Winner of the Tromadance/Kodak Independent Soul Award, Giuseppe Andrews' Dribble is a short film set in the director's trailer park. ...

Babysitter (2004)

Plop - named after the sound he made upon his birth - is a notorious infant caregiver wanted by the police. Apparently, unwitting parents (including a particularly proud gay couple) have hired the semi-retarded redneck nanny under the pretense that he take ...

5th Wheel (2004)

On his 62nd birthday, confirmed lazybones Herbopolus grabs his nest egg and buys himself a new trailer, a fine 5th Wheel. Now all he has to do is sit back and wait for the Social Security checks to start rolling in. In the meantime, his insane brother Bana ...

Trailer Town (2003)

Trailer Town is a unique motion picture experience, truly unlike anything you've seen before. A sexual interpretation of inner violence, about out-of-work comedians living in a trailer park run by a soap opera star. The old comedians cannot work anymore du ...

The Date Movie (2003)

"Two wannabe 'gangsta' white boys share a trailer – and a case of squirrel-influenced stomach flu. An old man channels the spirit of a horse known as Mr. Ted and writes a hate-filled tome in the steed's name. Two meth dealers discover a rat in their lab ...

Wiggly Harris (2003)

Wiggly Harris is a volunteer worker at a senior citizen's home. Due to his obsession with stealing wigs, Wiggly has a warrant out for his arrest. Freaked out that his unemployment benefits have almost run out and bombarded with relationship issues(his stri ...

Dad's Chicken (2003)

Black Jesus just can't take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son - but not for the reasons you think. She won't let him obsessively cut coupons, and he/she fetishizes guns to the point of distraction. His other daughter is a dope fi ...

Monkey (2003)

Apartheid has been ordered to Green Hockers Rehab Center for excessive drinking. His habit is so bad that his life has become one continuous case of the DTs. As a matter of fact, a disembodied old man with the same initials seems to be controlling his atte ...

Utopia Blues (2003)

a cop gets fired from his job and becomes homeless along with his son this is one of giuseppe andrews lost films, it was made in 2003 and only got released in pieces via period piece, not much is known about the whereabouts of utopia blues or if anybody e ...

In Our Garden (2002)

60 year old widow and cystic fibrosis sufferer Daisy (Gayle Wells) hooks up with crack addicted lonely ex-cop Rick (Walt Dongo) in a trailer park romance. ...

Touch Me in the Morning (1999)

"Touch Me In The Morning" is the story of "Coney Island McGuire" a "change of life baby" son of an alcoholic jail bird father and "flatulence freak" mother. "Coney" stumbles through the intricacies of his divorced parents' new relationships, only to see hi ...

HOLY DIVER (2016)

giuseppe andrews plays his one stringed guitar ...

Last Mango in Paris (2015)

A man moves into a boarding-room in a po-dunk town. ...

Wild Jail (2015)

Giuseppe stars as a man visiting a po-dunk town near Woodstock. ...

Ninos (2014)

A Film by Giuseppe Andrews. ...

Giuseppe Makes a Movie (2014)

While the rest of America slept, DIY filmmaker/musician Giuseppe Andrews has made over 30 experimental features. Set in some demented alternate universe (i.e. Ventura, California), they are populated by real-life alcoholics and drug addicts, trash-talking ...

Homo Robot Paradise Slob (2014)

A girl named Mandy makes the ultimate companion in the form of a robot. They eat cupcakes, tell stories, and play board games. ...

Doll Bottle (2014)

A Jesus church for the deaf worker, who meets a girl named Frankie through a sex finder website. Her experimentation with robotic sex bugs, and his fears over the crazy pastor of the church interweave with vampire guitar freak outs, sex acid, paper towel p ...

Pregnant With a Swastika (2014)

Giuseppe plays Bob Dillion, during the writing of the book "Tarantula" who lays an egg containing the ultimate woman ...

Tugboat (2013)

Giuseppe stars as a male prostitute named Mr.America in this supersonic sex dream. ...

Closet Africa (2013)

Plot unknown ...

only the music tells me where to go (2012)

a compilation of all of Giuseppe's music videos. ...

From the Head (2011)

Underneath Times Square, there's a strip club filled with beautiful women. Behind the club's bathroom door is Shoes, a bathroom attendant. For three years, Shoes gives advice, compliments or a sympathetic ear to his visitors, getting occasional tips. But o ...

Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self (2011)

A man dies of cat food poisoning and has a panoramic life review. ...

Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)

A high school prom faces a deadly threat: a flesh-eating virus that spreads via a popular brand of bottled water. ...

Airplane Pillows (2008)

"Baby Swiss is obsessed with a strange science fiction film. She fantasies about living in its futuristic ideals, and keeps a separate DVD copy in a strongbox under the house just to be on the safe side. Naturally, this drives her unattended husband to the ...

Schoof (2008)

The country is at war over a natural resource. The strange cosmic force known as "Schoof" is slowly making the human race insane. The news has ceased to make sense. "Schoof" has affected each member of Tracy's family, leaving her unaffected. That's what sh ...

It's All Not So Tragic (2008)

For film historian Greg Connor, things haven't been going well. He's had mental problems ever since the day he ruined his chance at being a DVD commentator. During the featurette for a favorite noir classic, he committed an unspeakable, unnatural act. Now ...

Homo Erectus (2007)

Ishbo is a caveman living in the prehistoric age who thinks there's more to life than hunting and gathering. He tries to better the lives of those in his tribe by inventing things like spoons and the toothbrush, which leave everyone, including his parents, ...

Careless (2007)

Wiley Roth finds a severed human finger in his kitchen one night. Understandably freaked out, in a search across Los Angeles that brings them in contact with psychics, ineffectual police, crooked taxidermists, mysterious neighbors who might be on drugs, an ...

Cat Piss (2007)

Cat Piss centers on director Andrews' newfound friendship with resident Wally Lavern. Under the premise that he would live with the man 24/7 and record their "relationship", Piss provides the kind of retro-realistic view into the world of the marginalized ...

The Go-Getter (2007)

When his mother dies, a teenager takes a road-trip in a stolen car to find his long-lost brother. Along the way he discovers a profound connection with the car-owner and with himself as well. ...

Holiday Weekend (2007)

Holiday Weekend centers on how people relate to each other. A young couple quibbles over an impulsive decision to steal a coffee machine, while the victimized pair sans Sanka plays an unusual game of affection and abuse. A young man with werewolf-ism move ...

Ants (2006)

A young man who likes to Rollerblade must face the fact that the documentary about ants his father is making might is driving his father insane. ...

Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences (2006)

Doily lives with his psychic wife Haley Comet. She does readings, and has sex with clients on the side. He spends his days dishing with his friends Terrace and Sabado. At the beginning of one memorable summer, Doily is chased by a bee. The insect eventuall ...

Cross Breeze (2006)

Giuseppe is working on some new tracks. He seeks advice from Ed. Turd Cramp. ...

Long Row to Hoe (2006)

Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a Christmas gift, he heads out to visit his retired father and distant sister Agatha who live in a local trailer par ...

Wiggly (2006)

a young man faces a horrible dilemma: help his dad with the daily yard sale, or help his mom secure her trailer home. The catch? In order to satisfy his mother, he has to kill his father! ...

2001 Maniacs (2005)

On their way to Spring Break, college kids take a detour through an old Southern town. The people of Pleasant Valley insist the kids stay for their annual barbecue celebration... but instead of getting a taste of the old South, the old South gets a taste o ...

Tweek City (2005)

Tweek City is a week in the life of Bill, a potentially closeted, half-Latino, small-time speed dealer in San Francisco's Mission District. Bill is stuck on an endless walk from one empty experience to the next. Only Bill's friend Jerm has the ability to c ...

Neo Ned (2005)

Like most kids, Ned idolized his father and dreamed of following in his footsteps. Unfortunately, his father was a two-bit crook who spent most of his life in jail. Without a family of his own, Ned falls in with the Aryan Brotherhood. Soon after, Ned is pl ...

Gwank (2005)

Gregory is having problems with his mom and dad. He's getting older and more senile by the day. She is sleeping with live-in handyman Richard. Even worse, all have failed dreams and aspirations. Father wanted to be a poet. Mother had visions of being a sin ...

The Best of Tromadance Film Festival: Volume 3 (2004)

In this third volume of the Best of Tromadance, viewers can sample fifteen of the best films from the 2003 and 2004 Film Festivals totally over three hours. Titles include Giuseppe Andrews' "Dribble;" winner of the Tromadance / Kodak Independent Soul Award ...

Cabin Fever: Beneath the Skin (2004)

Cabin Fever (2003)

A group of five college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals. ...

Wiggly Harris (2003)

Wiggly Harris is a volunteer worker at a senior citizen's home. Due to his obsession with stealing wigs, Wiggly has a warrant out for his arrest. Freaked out that his unemployment benefits have almost run out and bombarded with relationship issues(his stri ...

Local Boys (2002)

On Skeet's twelfth birthday his older brother Randy buys him his first surfboard. Suddenly his summer turns to the endless search for the perfect wave, wild times and beach parties and eventually, finding his own daring adventures when Randy's attention tu ...

Detroit Rock City (1999)

In 1978, a Kiss concert was an epoch-making event. For the four teen fans in Detroit Rock City getting tickets to the sold-out show becomes the focal point of their existence. They'll do anything for tickets -- compete in a strip club's amateur-night conte ...

Never Been Kissed (1999)

Josie Geller, a baby-faced junior copywriter at the Chicago Sun-Times, must pose as a student at her former high school to research contemporary teenage culture. With the help of her brother, Rob, Josie infiltrates the inner circle of the most popular cliq ...

The Other Sister (1999)

A mentally challenged girl proves herself to be every bit as capable as her "perfect" sister when she moves into an apartment and begins going to college. ...

Touch Me in the Morning (1999)

"Touch Me In The Morning" is the story of "Coney Island McGuire" a "change of life baby" son of an alcoholic jail bird father and "flatulence freak" mother. "Coney" stumbles through the intricacies of his divorced parents' new relationships, only to see hi ...

David and Lisa (1998)

A psychiatrist tries to treat an emotionally disturbed teenage boy who has a pathological fear of being touched. The only person who can communicate emotionally with the young patient is a girl suffering from split personalities who speaks in rhymes and wi ...

Pleasantville (1998)

Geeky teenager David and his popular twin sister, Jennifer, get sucked into the black-and-white world of a 1950s TV sitcom called "Pleasantville," and find a world where everything is peachy keen all the time. But when Jennifer's modern attitude disrupts P ...

American History X (1998)

Derek Vineyard is paroled after serving 3 years in prison for killing two African-American men. Through his brother, Danny Vineyard's narration, we learn that before going to prison, Derek was a skinhead and the leader of a violent white supremacist gang t ...

Independence Day (1996)

Strange phenomena surface around the globe. The skies ignite. Terror races through the world's major cities. As these extraordinary events unfold, it becomes increasingly clear that a force of incredible magnitude has arrived. Its mission: total annihilati ...

Invisible Mom (1996)

A family's life is thrown into comical chaos after mom accidentally drinks her inventor husband's latest concoction, an invisibility potion. ...

Unstrung Heroes (1995)

Steven Lidz, unhappy with his home life since his mother became sick, moves in with his two eccentric uncles. As Steven grows closer to his uncles, he learns how to cope with his emotions and to value his own uniqueness. ...

White Dwarf (1995)

In a distant future New York medical student Driscoll Rampart accomplishes his internship at Rusta, a rural planet that doesn't revolve around its axis and therefore is divided into contrasting halves of eternal day vs. eternal night. One is a Victorian-st ...

Sleepstalker (1995)

Seventeen years after slaughtering all but one member of a family, a vicious serial killer known only as "The Sandman" awaits execution. But first, his jailers allow a minister to visit the killer to give him last rites, unaware that the minister is a vood ...

Prehysteria! 2 (1994)

A rich boy desperate for attention makes friends with the dinosaurs of "Prehysteria!". Prehysteria! ...

12:01 (1993)

Office employee Barry Thomas is caught in a "time bounce" caused by a glitch in the company's secret project. Now the same day occurs again and again - and Barry's the only one who can do anything about it, including saving the life of beautiful research a ...

Getting It Right (1989)

Gavin is 31 years old and still lives with his parents. He is awfully shy but before he knows it there are three women interested in him. Lady Minerva Munday has a casual way of life and lives in a basement, Joan is an over-sexed millionairess, married to ...